10. If Ghost Was Chained . .
'My dear sir, ' said Mr Otis,
'I really must insist on your oiling those chains, and have brought you for that purpose a small bottle of the Tammany Rising Sun Lubricator.
It is said to be completely efficacious1 upon one application,
and there are several testimonials2 to that effect on the wrapper from some of your most eminent native divines.
I shall leave it here for you by the bedroom candles, and will be happy to supply you with more should you require it. '
With these words the United States Minister laid the bottle down on a marble table, and, closing his door, retired to rest.